Whale shit is liquid. It doesn't sink as deep as you'd think. A blue whale is the largest animal that ever lived on Earth. Its heart is the size of a Volkswagen beetle.
Some say a hungry woman was stranded on an island. She had no gun, no harpoon, no boat. Nothing. "Shit," she'd say. What else would you say if you were stranded on an island of rocks and sand, with no boat, no gun, and no harpoon? "Shit," she'd say. "Shit. Shit. Shit."
Some say a whale then beached ashore and the woman ripped its skin with her claws, feasted on its blubber, made a raft out of its bones, floated to another island, met a man and had children, grandchildren, and great grandchildren. Others say a helicopter took her to a hospital. Less romantic, but still a miracle.