Me and two buddies of mine, we heard from this guy in the neighborhood that a girl named Linda had pounds of pot stashed under her bed in a black suitcase. Now Linda, she was one of them goddam phone sex operators. So one night when she wasn’t home we broke into the house through an open window. We looked under the bed and didn’t find no black suitcase but there was a raggedy brown one. So we took it, went back to Tommy’s house thinking we were gonna get fucked up on all of that bud. Well, we went out to Tommy’s garage and decided to open the bag, but we didn’t find no pot, just battery operated dicks. Yeah, a bag full of dildos! Big ones, little ones, black ones, glass ones, all kinds. She even had one with a pull cord like a goddam lawn mower. So we decided to make two lines about five feet apart with some old can of red spray paint from the garage. We each picked a dildo, lined up all of the goddam things in a row. Then we turned them on and had a big ol’ race to see which one was the fastest.
Anthony Marshall
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