George won’t shut the hell up. Keeps calling the landlord a goddamn S.O.B. and J.O. Lord knows that as soon as he hushes up and tires hisself out, George Jr. and Patience are gonna start. Momma, where are we going? Momma, I want milk. Momma, are we not gonna go to school no more? Momma, what’s S.O.B. and J.O.? I should tell George to git out the damn car, but I just drive, pickin my cuticles til they bleed.
The Day the Crayons Quit
Drew Daywalt, Author. Oliver Jeffers, Illustrator.