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sam pink
The other day I saw a jolly rancher on the sidewalk, covered in ants. I threw the jolly rancher into a puddle. I laughed. I am hateful. Then I noticed that one of the ants survived. I grabbed the remaining ant and held his face in the puddle and said, "Where's the money Lou—where's the money?" even though I knew for a fact that the ant's name wasn't Lou.
sam pink is 25. he is hanging from a tree and there are little kids cutting his feet with swiss army knives. sam pink blogs at impersonalelectroniccommunication.com
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11 CHANCE(S) TO SAY SOMETHING STUPID:
I love this.
good
Though I could be bitter that noone has commented on my own story (located 4 below yours), I feel compelled to acknowledge that you are incredibly strange and hilarious.
this guy is stupid.
yes sam, i agree, this guy's such a fucking douche bag i just ordered his new book, yum yum i can't wait to die. hope it gets here soon. i need a good cleansing. - bg
don't support him.
Hey Sam. Thanks for the pity comment. I'm not too proud to accept your guilt-induced compliments. By the way, has anyone ever told you that you resemble a Golden Girl ...
fraggle rock is a disturbing show about an old man who harbors little creatures in his walls.
Although I love Fraggle Rock, I also love this. Maybe they aren't mutually exclusive?
just read this out loud, sans context, to my man who growled, "which one of those stoners wrote that!"
Tertiary spendthrift.
albie
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