HYSTERIA or GLOBAL WARMING IS A SCIENTIFIC THEORY RESULTING IN RECONSIDERATION AND EVEN ACTION
She was clothed in nothing but a cat skin fur coat and glasses, all "wooWOOwoo-woowoo!" in the middle of traffic. The sky is falling the sky is falling, we must tell the president. She only added to the insanity.
You come across ELFIE at a crossroads in Suisun City, California. Exits: North, West. Here: An ELFIE. ELFIE lies motionless where the roads meet, covered in dust. A smallish girl, she isn't really much to look at. Her glasses are broken. You try to pick up the ELFIE but her ass is too massive. You step over the ELFIE as you go West.