OFFICIAL POSITION STATEMENT FROM THE HOLBRINGER LABORATORY OF ASTRO-SCIENCE IN NAUSGRUD, HOLLAND REGARDING INVESTIGATIONS INTO THE ORIGIN OF THE “FACES OF MARS” AS PHOTOGRAPHED DURING THE 1976 VIKING VOYAGE, READ BEFORE THE BOARD OF CHANCELLARY REPRESENTATION AT THE 2008 AERONAUTICS CONFERENCE BY DR. R. SEAMUS CARTROY OF MUNICH UNIVERSITY
tyler enfield
It is the position of the Holbringer Council Of Aeronautic Studies that there is no intelligent life on Mars. It is our recommendation that all investigation into the possibility of intelligent life on Mars, either in the present or the distant past, be unilaterally halted. We know there is not, and has never been intelligent life on Mars for the simple fact that it has three moons. Three moons would require half the population to menstruate three times a month and no civilization could, mathematically speaking, withstand a torque of this caliber. It is furthermore asking too much of the imagination to believe in such a race, a super-race, if you will, of hominids who could constitutionally survive the aforesaid onslaught and not be here today. Where are they now? This is the question science would like to know. What class of cataclysm could hold a candle to three moons? Thank you.
Tyler Enfield
tjenfield@yahoo.com
Suttree
Cormac McCarthy
tyler enfield
It is the position of the Holbringer Council Of Aeronautic Studies that there is no intelligent life on Mars. It is our recommendation that all investigation into the possibility of intelligent life on Mars, either in the present or the distant past, be unilaterally halted. We know there is not, and has never been intelligent life on Mars for the simple fact that it has three moons. Three moons would require half the population to menstruate three times a month and no civilization could, mathematically speaking, withstand a torque of this caliber. It is furthermore asking too much of the imagination to believe in such a race, a super-race, if you will, of hominids who could constitutionally survive the aforesaid onslaught and not be here today. Where are they now? This is the question science would like to know. What class of cataclysm could hold a candle to three moons? Thank you.
Tyler Enfield
tjenfield@yahoo.com
Suttree
Cormac McCarthy